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tjholdem
01-13-2005, 07:03 PM
at Mountain High yesterday. After the tourney ended, I went to play at the 2-5- table. Next to me to my right was a local (Ms.D) with another local two chairs to her right. (Ms.R) When Ms. R got there, someone brought her rack of chips to the table. Ms. R looked a little out of it...stumbling, watery/glassy eyes.

As Ms. R was sitting there, she tried to light a cigarette with a match. Sitting there with her legs crossed, Ms. R fell asleep at the table....with the match still lit. :oops:

a few seconds later, the match burned down to Ms. R's fingernail....which caught on fire. :eyes: The flame was bigger than when it was just the match.

I told Ms. D that she better wake up Ms. R before she burned her fingers off. :scared:

Soon thereafter, security appeared...they must have seen the flame from the camera. :shock: They asked Ms. R to leave the table. As Ms. R was getting up, she said to Ms. D "Don't let me get in trouble." Ms.D left the table with security and Ms. R. Eventually, Ms. D took Ms. R home to let her "sleep it off".

Talk about a funny sight.....not Ms. R herself, or the situation that she was in at 2:00 p.m. :drink3: , but rather the flame that was coming off her finger as she dozed off at the poker table. :eyes:


Oh, being retired must be so fun!!! :17:

Neilsco
01-13-2005, 09:54 PM
Man TJ, is there anyone you won't pick on. :17:

So honestly tell us the truth, she took the pot down......didn't she :lie:

tjholdem
01-13-2005, 11:24 PM
Man TJ, is there anyone you won't pick on. :17:

So honestly tell us the truth, she took the pot down......didn't she :lie:

She never got to play a hand...she sat out two hands trying to get settled, then she caught on fire....then she was escorted away... :17: what can I say?? :what: I thought she was related to Doggie.. :drink2: :drink3: :mrgreen:

Wetdog
01-14-2005, 02:12 AM
I thought she was related to Doggie.. :drink2: :drink3: :mrgreen:

Hey! HEY! HEY! :rock:

I can't help it if my MIL is yo mama. :069:

Besides, that viet woman who does her nails has a ton of napalm she uses for paint thinner.

tjholdem
01-14-2005, 09:30 AM
Hey! HEY! HEY! :rock:

I can't help it if my MIL is yo mama. :069:

Besides, that viet woman who does her nails has a ton of napalm she uses for paint thinner.

:17: Don't be throwing rocks at me....I'll have to take your bankroll on Saturday over at Neilsco's house tomorrow night!!! :wink: