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corruption
11-04-2004, 02:50 PM
A farmer is walking in his cornfield in Iowa one spring day when he hears a voice...

"Take all your money and go to Vegas"

Being a sane person, he ignores the voice. The next day he he hears the voice again....and the next day... and the next day....and on and on till he can't stand it anymore and he takes all of his money, a little over $10,000 and gets on a plane to Vegas.

When he lands in Vegas the voice says...

"Binions... Go to Binions"

When the cabbie drops him off at Binions the voice says...

"Take your last $10,000 and enter the World Series of Poker."

So the farmer takes all his money and buys into the main event. The tournament starts and as he receives his second card face down the voice says....

"Go All In"

The farmer looks at his cards and finds two black Aces. And he shoves all his chips into the middle. Where amazingly three players call him.

"Yesss... Yesss.... Yesss...." The voice says.

The flop comes: Jh-Th-9h

The voice says....

"Fuuuuckkkk"

tjholdem
11-04-2004, 07:55 PM
I seem to hear that voice often lately....especially that last statement...lol

WSoP21
11-04-2004, 09:00 PM
thats the voice of the evil poker god. His man goal in life is to kill all players on the river. that why we pray to the poker god of good. he is the one that brings us aces rolled over tens. :-)

adaugust
11-07-2004, 09:42 PM
I am LMFA off. That is a good one. Since I am new to poker I would have to say I have never heard that one!

Skiing_CO
11-08-2004, 03:07 PM
What a great joke, I'm not sure if there is a forum devoted to poker jokes but one should be created.

WSoP21
11-08-2004, 08:25 PM
What a great joke, I'm not sure if there is a forum devoted to poker jokes but one should be created.

no, no more forums. this post has like way to many now. lol If Rick cleans some up then maybe. lol J/P joke forum i guess would be ok

Rick
11-08-2004, 09:39 PM
If Rick cleans some up then maybe. lol J/P joke forum i guess would be ok

:?: They are all being used, besides, I am planning on adding a whole new section :wink:

o yea another section. bad enough i spend 3/4 of my internet time on here. lol. no but on the real the site is great rick